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Here are some tinder rules I came up with from getting hurt a few two many times. 

You probably know some of them, but it never hurts to rehearse. 

1. Install some sort of LAST SEEN plugin.

I used Xposed's Tinder module, but there are two other options - flamlite or installing an old version of tinder (last seen used to be a standard feature. The benefit of installing an older version is that it takes less resources. The downside, which is not really a downside, is that you don't get boosts and super likes.

The goal of last seen is to know whether she is ignoring you.

If you had texted her with a question, and you see that she is not answering despite logging multiple times a day, CUT HER. 

You can either leave her hanging or unmatch her. I prefer unmatching because having too many matches that don't respond leaves with you the impression that you are actually doing something when you aren't.

2. It doesn't matter if you write her as soon as you match or later

Some experts say that you have to wait for a few hours, but that's bullshit. Write her whenever you want. The end result will be the same. She either likes you or she doesn't.

3. THE FACT that you have matched DOES NOT mean that she likes you.

This is a big one. Never assume that someone likes you because you've matched. I wish it meant something but it doesn't. Half the girls who use tinder do it on the bus or before going to bed half-asleep or in-between blow job sessions with a chad. 

4. Double texting is pointless most of the time, but there are times when it can work

Having to double text her means that the end has been decided, but sometimes it can work because girls have too many matches and sometimes you get lost. Imagine having 100 open conversations and a line of 30 new matches on top. 

However, I would still say that in 95% of the case double texting is waste of time.

And triple texting is definitely a waste of time and a total humiliation.

5. Super LIKES are a big bullshit extracting money from your wallet

I've used superlikes and all I can say is - I WANT MY MONEY BACK. Yes, they can get the attention of a girl and you can match but many girls do it just to be polite. Out of my super likes , probably 70% resulted in a match but then nothing happened. 

One time I superliked a girl, she matched me and then we started talking. The conversation was going really well. I received compliments even. Then I asked her - do you have whatsapp and she said no I have viber and facebook. Then, she unmatched me.

SUPERLIKES mean nothing. 

Most girls just accept your like because they love to have groupies.

Moreover, there is something demeaning/white knightish about superlikes.

6. Boosts are better than super likes but too expensive

Boosts will get you more matches than superlikes but are damn expensive tbh.

7. INVESTING too much in a conversation'

THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE I DID.

If after 10-20 lines, you don't get a date and/or facebooks/number - IT's POINTLESS> POINTLESS POINTLESS Waste of fucking time.

8. Never assume THAT A GIRL ON TINDER LIKES YOU

To most girls tinder is a GAME GAME GAME GAME...no different than playing Subway Surfers or browsing Instagram.

THEY DON'T take it seriously whereas incels think their fiance is waiting for them on TINDER. 

NO! NO! NO! 

9. When you get stuck, delete your profile and remake it. 

This will get rid of matches that don't respond and give you a new start.
 

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is it considered double texting if you type 2 messages to make it an easier reading experience for the other person?
 

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LDARcrew00 said:
is it considered double texting if you type 2 messages to make it an easier reading experience for the other person?
no 

double texting = two separate messages

ex. - how are you today?

no response

then a day later

sup?
 

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m'kay like an avg estimate of laycount per match?

better go fullaspie like this

> I live in a city that has a population size X
> I've matched N women
> (N-Y) women met up with me
> I've smashed [(N-Y)/Z] women
> when on a tinder date never do ABC
 

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Yeah, if you actually take tinder seriously you have autism

It's no different than angry birds or candy crush to women. They will only justify getting up to actuwlly meet someone on there if they are a chad
 

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Dentist said:
OP this is an excellent guide.

No one should put any stock in what a girl says / does on Tinder. 

Basically if there's any indication from a girl that she's ignoring you - she is. 
If they dont agree to a meet or cancel - delete/block them straight away. 

Best thing is to send them pics of you and judge their reaction. If you are GL you can do this to increase their attraction and anticipation before meeting. If you are sub5, don't let them see any other pics of you before meeting, because then you give them a chance to reject you early - and sometimes when you meet you can use 'personality' and 'game' to overcome their biases towards your face (yes it can happen) 

Tinder is real life male/female interaction but on steroids - and it moves very quickly. 

If any of her replies seem weak in the slightest, or she takes hours to respond - it's over. 

If you are average / sub average you should always expect the worst to happen on Tinder, that way when it does, you won't be as disappointed. 

ALSO - VERY IMPORTANT - once you get her name / number make sure she cant find your facebook / other social media - if she sees even ONE pic where you look bad facially she will cancel the meet or flake. 

smellysocks said:
Yeah, if you actually take tinder seriously you have autism

It's no different than angry birds or candy crush to women. They will only justify getting up to actuwlly meet someone on there if they are a chad
Not really legit... explain how I've met more than 35 women off it
>claims ugly
>meets 35 women off tinder vs my 0

If you're sub5 then im sub2. I can barely even get a match
 
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So older versions of tinder do work?

Interesting for spoofers bc with the modern versions fake gps wont work anymore meaning that you can only spoof your location with tinder plus
 

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retroshortfacedsubhuman said:
So older versions of tinder do work?

Interesting for spoofers bc with the modern versions fake gps wont work anymore meaning that you can only spoof your location with tinder plus
i think spoofing still doesn't work

those motherfuckers are not that stupid
 
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uninstall said:
retroshortfacedsubhuman said:
So older versions of tinder do work?

Interesting for spoofers bc with the modern versions fake gps wont work anymore meaning that you can only spoof your location with tinder plus
i think spoofing still doesn't work

those motherfuckers are not that stupid
They turned tinder into shit
 
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uninstall said:
retroshortfacedsubhuman said:
So older versions of tinder do work?

Interesting for spoofers bc with the modern versions fake gps wont work anymore meaning that you can only spoof your location with tinder plus
i think spoofing still doesn't work

those motherfuckers are not that stupid
They turned tinder into shit
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uninstall said:
retroshortfacedsubhuman said:
So older versions of tinder do work?

Interesting for spoofers bc with the modern versions fake gps wont work anymore meaning that you can only spoof your location with tinder plus
i think spoofing still doesn't work

those motherfuckers are not that stupid
They turned tinder into shit